Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...