Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Where are you living?
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Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Excess billing hours
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Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...