Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...