The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...