The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...