I flattened your cat
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The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...