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Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
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Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...