An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...