How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
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Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
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O’Toole volunteered
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Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Another Dog With No Legs
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