Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...