Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...