Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...