Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...