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|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...