Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...