Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...