A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...