Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...