Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...