Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...