How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...