Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...