Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...