Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...