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My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
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There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
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The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Do you know where you were going?
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A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...