Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...