Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...