Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...