Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday