Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...