Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.