May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...