Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
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A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
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What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
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Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
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Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...