Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...