What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...