BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!