Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...