The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.