So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...