Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...