No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...