Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...