Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...