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Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
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Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
The Kennedys
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Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
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It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...