Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...