Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.