Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.