What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...