Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...