Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...