Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...